Random thoughts for a Monday

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As for the poor, they tell us they've lost all incentive because we've given them too much money." "Conservatives believe that: states should have the right to make their own laws, except when they disagree with them, e.g., legalizing gay marriage, marijuana or abortion. Socialist political jokes had various topics, while post-socialist political jokes represent only one category of topic jokes. Each man had a history of challenging the status quo and enacting change while in office.

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Obamandias and Hildebeast: A Tragedy in One Act

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In the "Philebus," Plato tries to expose the "mixture of pleasure and pain that lies in the malice of amusement." But most importantly, he will also meet with America's adversaries, including former Iraqi Prime Minister Nuri Kamal al-Maliki and other pro-Democratic elements in Iraq, and attempt to convince them to lay down their weapons and to recognize Iran and Al Qaeda's sovereignty in Iraq. "It's never easy to meet with people like al-Maliki who espouse fanatical Democratic ideologies," the official said, "but ultimately, we must be willing to talk to our enemies if we wish to bestow peace and totalitarianism upon the Middle East." "I believe Barack Obama is on the right track," he added. "He promised us he would bring about change, and indeed, Iraq has changed dramatically over the last few months!

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The Best Ever Book of Slovakian Jokes: Lots and Lots of

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And the stock market is higher than a D-student on a full gram of dumb-dust, and anyone with a degree from a junior college who can spell 'Internet' has enough money to ponder the annual maintenance cost of his boat, instead of where his or her next meal is coming from. Smaller writing and speaking assignments during the course will allow us to discover and share our thinking throughout the term. Some decades ago a wise man said, "The fascists of tomorrow will be called anti-fascists." President Bush: "Because the -- all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers.

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The Best Ever Guide to Demotivation for Sri Lankans: How To

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A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendment. Picture the Good Stuff: Get a digital picture frame and fill it with pictures of your friends and family. 20. A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married. This humiliation, “snubbing,” works as a social corrective.

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What Obama Knows About Women

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It istimeto stop the pursuit of personal destruction and the prying into privatelifeand get on with our national life.(Get off my jock because I'm going to Flex regardless. India’s 814 MILLION voters go to the polls this week in the granddaddy of elections, the largest democratic process ever. If you do, this drinking game may help preserve your sanity. Building on what I shared last week, let’s look at some amusing analysis of the Clinton-Trump (Clump) contest. Therefore after much study and deliberation.... perhaps we should be very suspicious of ALL MUSLIMS in this country.

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Myths about Russia

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He cheats on his wife, but its his personal life And the number one closing argument by Johnny Cochrane: 1. Examples are Livre des Manières by Étienne de Fougères ( fr ) (~1178), and some of Chaucer's Canterbury Tales. While not an academic work by any means, the author makes some of the most compelling arguments I've ever read, and from an angle you seldom think about. All we really care about is when the poor steal from the wealthy, because we always look down on those poorer than us, we like to imagine ourselves as wealthy, and so when the poor steal, it's an affront to our ideals." "We traded in a whoremonger for a warmonger, and some people think that's progress." "Dan Quayle and Dick Cheney were the best assassination attempt prevention ever.

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This Ain't Hell... But You Can See It From Here! A Gulf War

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It's like the way he really thought somehow betraying itself and leaking into the work, infecting it somehow, giving it a computer virus and making it do what it oughtn't do. George Dubya Bush Channeler Seeks Therapy "Doctor's Notes: An unusually difficult first session. Subversive Limerick "South Carolina is a very entertaining state � if you�re into oddball politicians and very strange laws. ..." A Convenient Noose "As SNL�s Churchlady used to say, �How con-veeeeeeee-ni-ent!� I�m referring, of course, to the Saddam Hussein death by hanging sentence, ..."

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Nature Notes IV: The Natural Selection (Bk. 4)

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And when he left she was a bit heartbroken to no longer to be his wife. Mr Kibaki replied sadly: This does not bother me, but why did the postman deliver it at the right address?' When Daniel Arap Moi was the president Kenya Moi wanted a special postage stamp issued with his picture on it. And nowhere–and at no point in time–has this incongruity and hypocrisy been as evident and exaggerated as it is in this year’s presidential election.

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If the Gods Had Meant Us to Vote, They Would Have Given Us

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Here's the transcript of their first joint therapy session, leaked to me by someone I'll simply call Deep Doc..." After several more hours of concentration, they came up with the bright idea of getting different colored collars. Supreme Court nominee, and the Republicans were (or pretended to be) horrified. ...� Which Veep Talks Too Much? �Dick Cheney refuses to crawl back into his undisclosed location � and Democrats rejoice: ...� Two Dicks �Dick Cheney and Rush Limbaugh have been having quite the love fest lately.

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Thrown Under the Omnibus: A Reader

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Though I must confess that I’ve been negligent about collecting and sharing examples of anti-gun control humor in recent months. LaMarre: I think it depends on when you use it and do it. Which just might go to show that voters have a better sense of humor than journalists. Under no circumstances shall any politicians butt into this case. Moreover, on this weekday morning, the area is even more hemmed in than usual. Researcher Mark Turner, in his text entitled The Literary Mind, argues that complex metaphorical and blending patterns, like those found in political cartoons, is fundamental to the way be accomplished without these processes [3].

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